Updated Nursery Rhymes Fred Gielow. Posted here for December 6, 2021. The road back home Original: A Tisket, A Tasket . . .A-tisket, a-tasket, . . .A green and yellow basket. . . .I wrote a letter to my love, . . .And on the way I dropped it. Updated: I Mask It, I Mask It . . .I mask-it, I mask-it . . .A green or yellow mask, It's . . .On my face now all day long . . .I'm chided if I drop it. Original: Buckle Down, Winsocki . . .Buckle down, Winsocki, buckle down. . . .You can win, Winsocki, if you knuckle down. . . . . .If you break their necks, . . . . .If you make them wrecks, . . .You can break the hex, so buckle down. Updated: Circle Back, Jen Psaki . . .Circle back, Jen Psaki, circle back. . . .You're a hack, Jen Psaki, such a shameless hack. . . . . .You are so pretentious, . . . . .And indeed contentious, . . .Common decency and grace you lack. Original: Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe . . .Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. . . .Catch a tiger by the toe. . . .If he hollers, let him go! . . .Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Updated: Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe . . .Eeny, meeny, miny, moe . . .Catch a rioter by the toe. . . .If Antifa, let him go! . . .Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe. Original: Hickory Dickety Dock . . .Hickory dickety dock. . . .The mouse ran up the clock. . . . . .The clock struck one. . . . . .The mouse ran down. . . .Hickory Dickety Dock. Updated: Hypocrite, Counterfeit Doc . . .Hypocrite, counterfeit doc. . . .Old Fauchi continues to squawk. . . . . .He changes his mind, . . . . .But we're all confined. . . .Hypocrite, counterfeit doc. Original: Humpty Dumpty . . .Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. . . .Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. . . . . .All the king's horses . . . . .And all the king's men . . .Could not put Humpty together again. Updated: Frumpy and Dumpy . . .Frumpy and dumpy, he sits in his chair. . . .He knows he is somewhere, but doesn't know . . .where. . . . . .All the king's horses . . . . .And all the king's men . . .Can not make Biden sagacious again. Original: Jack and Jill . . .Jack and Jill went up the hill . . .To fetch a pail of water. . . . . .Jack fell down . . . . .And broke his crown, . . .And Jill came tumbling after. Updated: Joe and Jill . . .Joe and Jill went to The Hill . . .To start a revolution. . . . . .Joe fell down . . . . .And broke his crown, . . .And Jill paid no attention. Original: Little Bo Peep . . .Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep . . .And can't tell where to find them. . . . . .Leave them alone . . . . .And they'll come home, . . .Wagging their tails behind them. Updated: Little Beau Biden . . .Little Beau Biden has been in hidin'. . . .His laptop, he can't find it. . . . . .He said it was taken, . . . . .But it was forsaken, . . .A receipt for repair -- he signed it! Original: Little Miss Muffet . . .Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet . . .Eating her curds and whey. . . . . .Along came a spider . . . . .Who sat down beside her, . . .And frightened Miss Muffet away. Updated: Little Miss Pelosi . . .Little Miss Pelosi sits comfy and cozy . . .Eating her fancy ice cream. . . . . .She thinks it's quite funny . . . . .To spend all our money, . . .But really, it's rather obscene! Original: My Bonnie Lies over the Ocean . . .My Bonnie lies over the ocean. . . .My Bonnie lies over the sea. . . .My Bonnie lies over the ocean. . . .Oh, bring back my Bonnie to me. Updated: My Bounty Lies Tied up in Taxes . . .My bounty's been taken in taxes. . . .My bounty I'll not again see. . . .My bounty's been taken in taxes. . . .Oh, bring back my bounty to me. Original: My Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone? . . .Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone? . . .Oh where, oh where can he be? . . . . . .With his ears cut short . . . . . .and his tail cut long, . . .Oh where, oh where can he be? Updated: Oh Where, Oh Where Has Our Sovereignty Gone? . . .Oh where, oh where has our sovereignty gone? . . .Oh where, oh where can it be? . . . . . .With our borders wide open, . . . . . .Enforcement closed down, . . .Oh where, oh where can it be? Original: Old King Cole . . .Old King Cole was a merry old soul, . . .and a merry old soul was he. . . . . . .He called for his pipe . . . . . .And he called for his bowl, . . .And he called for his fiddlers three. Updated: Old King Joe . . .Old King Joe is a creepy old soul . . .And a sleepy old soul is he. . . . . . .He calls for inflation . . . . . .And endless immigration, . . .And he calls for one humongous spending spree! Original: Old Mother Hubbard . . .Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard . . .To give her poor dog a bone. . . . . . .But when she got there . . . . . .The cupboard was bare, . . .And so the poor dog had none. Updated: Old Mother Harris . . .Old mother Harris went to her terrace . . .To cackle and laugh from her throne. . . . . . .But, when she got there, . . . . . .The terrace was bare., . . .The smart people all had gone home. Original: Pat-a-Cake . . .Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man, . . .Bake me a cake as fast as you can. . . .Pat it and prick it and mark it with B, . . .And bake it in the oven for baby and me. Updated: Pat-a-Cake . . .Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man, . . .Bake me a cake as fast as you can. . . .Write on it only the words that I say, . . .If not, I'll sue you in court the next day. Original: Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater . . .Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, . . .Had a wife, but couldn't keep her. . . .He put her in a pumpkin shell, . . .And there he kept her very well. Updated: Peter, Peter, Mayor Peter . . .Peter, Peter, Mayor Peter, . . .Had some twins; what could be neater? . . .Took two months to wish them well, . . .Let the country go to hell. Original: Roses Are Red . . .Roses are red. . . .Violets are blue. . . .Sugar is sweet, . . .And so are you. Updated: Roses Are Red . . .Roses are red. . . .Violets are blue. . . .Leftists are red, . . .And Biden is, too. Original: Rub a Dub Dub . . .Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub. . . .And who do you think they be? . . . . . .The butcher, the baker, . . . . . .the candlestick-maker! . . .And all of them going to sea! Updated: Rub a Dub Dub . . .Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub. . . .Obama and Biden and Schumer. . . . . . .Then add Soros in, . . . . . .There's no way we'll win, . . .'Cause these four are not of good humor. Original: Sing a Song of Sixpence . . .Sing a song of sixpence, . . .A pocket full of rye. . . .Four and twenty black birds . . .Baked in a pie. Updated: Sing a Song of Mike Pence . . .Sing a song of Mike Pence. . . .He worked at frantic pace. . . .Can't say the of Kamala. . . .She's simply a disgrace. Original: This Old Man . . .This old man, he played one. . . .He played knick-knack on my thumb. . . . . . .With a knick-knack, paddy whack, . . . . . .Give your dog a bone. . . .This old man came rolling home. Updated: This Old Man . . .This old man, he is dumb. . . .Socialism's where he's from. . . . . . .With a slip, slip, and a trip, . . . . . .Early lid each day. . . .He's in charge to our dismay. Original: There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly . . .There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. . . .I don't know why she swallowed a fly. . . .Perhaps she'll die. Updated: To Make Deadly Virus, They Gave It a Try . . .To make deadly virus, they gave it a try. . . .I don't know why they gave it a try. . . .Perhaps we'll die. Original: Three Blind Mice . . . . . .Three blind mice, three blind mice. . . .See how they run. See how they run. . . . . . .They all ran after the farmer's wife, . . . . . .Who cut off their tails with a carving knife. . . .Did you ever see such a sight in your life . . .As three blind mice? Updated: Three Blind Mice (Bill Clinton, Andrew Cuomo, and Jeffrey Epstein) . . .Three blind mice, three blind mice. . . .See how they ran. See how they ran. . . . . . .They all ran after the pretty girl, . . . . . .The innocent young one with beautiful curl. . . .Did you ever see such a sight in this world . . .As three blind mice? Original: Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star . . .Twinkle, twinkle, little star, . . .How I wonder what you are. . . . . . .Up above the world so high, . . . . . .Like a diamond in the sky. . . .Twinkle, twinkle, little star, . . .How I wonder what you are. Updated: Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star . . .Twinkle, twinkle, little star, . . .How I wonder what you are. . . . . . .Up above the world so high, . . . . . .Like a diamond in the sky. . . .OAC, you commissar, . . .You are just a wrecking bar! Original: Yankee Doodle . . .Yankee Doodle went to town . . .A-riding on a pony. . . . . . .Stuck a feather in his cap, . . . . . .And called it macaroni. . . .Yankee Doodle, keep it up, . . .Yankee Doodle dandy. . . . . . .Mind the music and the step, . . . . . .And with the girls be handy. Updated: Yankee Doodle . . .Yankee Doodle left in shame, . . .Disgraced and in surrender. . . . . . .Stuck a feather in his cap, . . . . . .And said 'twas quite a bender. . . .Yankee Doodle: laughing stock, . . .Yankee Doodle dandy. . . . . . .Left our people and our arms. . . . . . .Some modus operandi!